The definition of irony:
A black policeman.
The Definition Of Irony
September 5th, 2009Opposite of white
September 5th, 2009What’s the opposite of white ?
Crime.
What do you call
September 5th, 2009What do you call one black in a sleeping bag ?
Snickers.
What do you call two blacks in a sleeping bag ?
Twix.
What do you call one black man and one white girl in a sleeping bag ?
Rape.
Circles
July 20th, 2009What should you do if you’re walking in the snow and come across an unconscious, naked girl who looks like shes been raped?
Check your bearings; you’re going in circles.
Rape Advice Line
July 20th, 2009I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.
Unfortunately, it’s only for victims.
Gym
July 20th, 2009I go to the gym a lot, It makes it so much easier to get the girls. The last girl I raped didn’t stand a chance.
The Mona Lisa
July 19th, 2009I visited the Louvre art gallery in France last week.
I asked if it was okay to take a picture and they said it was.
I must say, the Mona Lisa looks pretty damn good on my living room wall.
First mistake
July 15th, 2009I recently came out to my best friend and told him I was gay.
He turned his back on me… That was his first mistake.
Online
July 15th, 2009My sister talks about sex online with people she doesn’t know.
She thinks 
Good sh*t
July 15th, 2009You know it was a good shit when you come back and your screensaver’s on.