Why do so many Americans relate to Jesus?
Because he couldn’t put his arms down by his side either.
Archive for the ‘Americans’ Category
Jesus
Saturday, July 11th, 2009Those looks and that accent
Saturday, July 11th, 2009A bloke approaches a lady in a bar.
“Hi There! What’s you’re name?”
“Barbara.”
“Hey Barbara! With those looks and that accent… you can only be an American.”
“No! I’ve got Down’s Syndrome.”
Sense of culture
Saturday, July 11th, 2009What do you call an American with a sense of culture?
An Indian
Elastic
Saturday, July 11th, 2009You know you’re American when your jeans size just says “Elastic”.
Dilemma
Saturday, July 11th, 2009Here is my dilemma.
I’m going to America next week and I hear that there are a lot of street robberies.
I’m not sure whether to take a knife for protection or whether to take a cheeseburger and just drop it and run?
Complicated woman
Saturday, July 11th, 2009They say women are complicated and I agree.
But I found a solution. I married an American woman.
She can’t even spell complicated.
What do you call…
Saturday, July 11th, 2009What do you call a softly spoken, well mannered, slim, intelligent and educated person in America ?
A tourist.
An intelligent American
Wednesday, July 8th, 2009What do you call an intelligent American?
Canadian.
Obesity
Wednesday, July 8th, 2009Does obesity run in American families?
Of course not – it fucking waddles.
The new Airbus aeroplane
Wednesday, July 8th, 2009The new Airbus aeroplane, the A380, is capable of holding 800 Passengers. Or 400 Americans.