The definition of irony:
A black policeman.
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The Definition Of Irony
Saturday, September 5th, 2009Opposite of white
Saturday, September 5th, 2009What’s the opposite of white ?
Crime.
What do you call
Saturday, September 5th, 2009What do you call one black in a sleeping bag ?
Snickers.
What do you call two blacks in a sleeping bag ?
Twix.
What do you call one black man and one white girl in a sleeping bag ?
Rape.
Job interview
Saturday, July 11th, 2009Job interview : “Take this gun and go shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit .
Bloke replies : “Why the rabbit?”
Interviewer replies: Fantastic attitude you’ve got the job
White chicken
Saturday, July 11th, 2009Why did the white chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the black chicken cross the road?
To follow his master, the white chicken.
Not Enough
Sunday, July 5th, 2009What do you have if you’ve got a nigger up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement.
New Pregnancy Test
Sunday, July 5th, 2009There’s a new pregnancy test for black women.
Shove a banana up her ass, and see if the end gets bitten off.
Some Statistics
Sunday, July 5th, 2009I’ve just been reading some statistics:
“White and black people share 99% of the same DNA”
and
“We are 99% genetically identical to chimpanzees”
Is it just me or do we have the wrong species in the zoos?
In Common
Sunday, July 5th, 2009What does a black man and an apple have in common?
They both look great hanging from a tree
Fist Fights
Sunday, July 5th, 2009Why are black people so good at fist fights?
Because they already have two black eyes and a fat lip.