Yo momma so ugly I heard your dad first met her at the pound.
Archive for the ‘Yo Momma’ Category
Pound
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Scary
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Onion
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Breast Feed
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Halloween
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Star Wars
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Treasure
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma so ugly just after she was born her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Professional
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Sleepy Time
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Quarterback
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.