Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell.
Archive for the ‘Fat’ Category
Hell
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Equator
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator.
Air
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Kool Aid
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma so fat when she went out side in a red dress everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
Radio
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma so fat when she runs she makes the player skip, at the radio station!
Twinkie
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP, THAT TWINKIE!”
Party
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party.
Spirit
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma so fat even god couldn’t lift her spirit.
Seafood
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma’s so fat she once went on a seafood diet, whenever she saw food she ate it.
Scale
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momm’s so fat, when she steps on the weight scale it says “To be continued…”