Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Archive for the ‘Stupid’ Category
Sleepy Time
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Quarterback
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Got a Light?
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Gas
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Phone
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Starvation
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Chilly
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Drugs
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test.
Drinks on the House
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma’s so stupid I told her drinks where on the house, so she went and got a ladder.
M&M Factory
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.