Archive for the ‘Ugly’ Category

Pound

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Yo momma so ugly I heard your dad first met her at the pound.

Scary

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.

Onion

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

Breast Feed

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Halloween

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Star Wars

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Treasure

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

Professional

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

Looking Out the Window

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Yo momma’s so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure.

Boogie Man

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Yo momma’s so ugly, she put the boogie man out of buisness.