SickBin http://sickbin.com Sick Jokes Collection - Updated Daily Sat, 05 Sep 2009 22:14:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 The Definition Of Irony http://sickbin.com/2009/09/the-definition-of-irony/ http://sickbin.com/2009/09/the-definition-of-irony/#comments Sat, 05 Sep 2009 22:14:41 +0000 Mave http://sickbin.com/?p=527 The definition of irony:

A black policeman.

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Crime.

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Snickers.

What do you call two blacks in a sleeping bag ?

Twix.

What do you call one black man and one white girl in a sleeping bag ?

Rape.

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Check your bearings; you’re going in circles.

]]> http://sickbin.com/2009/07/circles/feed/ 0 Rape Advice Line http://sickbin.com/2009/07/rape-advice-line/ http://sickbin.com/2009/07/rape-advice-line/#comments Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:21:58 +0000 Mave http://sickbin.com/?p=511 I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.

Unfortunately, it’s only for victims.

]]> http://sickbin.com/2009/07/rape-advice-line/feed/ 0 Gym http://sickbin.com/2009/07/gym/ http://sickbin.com/2009/07/gym/#comments Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:03:53 +0000 Mave http://sickbin.com/?p=504 I go to the gym a lot, It makes it so much easier to get the girls. The last girl I raped didn’t stand a chance.

]]> http://sickbin.com/2009/07/gym/feed/ 0 The Mona Lisa http://sickbin.com/2009/07/the-mona-lisa/ http://sickbin.com/2009/07/the-mona-lisa/#comments Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:13:36 +0000 Mave http://sickbin.com/?p=505 I visited the Louvre art gallery in France last week.
I asked if it was okay to take a picture and they said it was.
I must say, the Mona Lisa looks pretty damn good on my living room wall.

]]> http://sickbin.com/2009/07/the-mona-lisa/feed/ 0 First mistake http://sickbin.com/2009/07/first-mistake/ http://sickbin.com/2009/07/first-mistake/#comments Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:28:31 +0000 Mave http://sickbin.com/?p=502 I recently came out to my best friend and told him I was gay.
He turned his back on me… That was his first mistake.

]]> http://sickbin.com/2009/07/first-mistake/feed/ 0 Online http://sickbin.com/2009/07/online/ http://sickbin.com/2009/07/online/#comments Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:26:47 +0000 Mave http://sickbin.com/?p=499 My sister talks about sex online with people she doesn’t know.

She thinks ;)

]]> http://sickbin.com/2009/07/online/feed/ 0 Good sh*t http://sickbin.com/2009/07/good-sht/ http://sickbin.com/2009/07/good-sht/#comments Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:21:16 +0000 Mave http://sickbin.com/?p=497 You know it was a good shit when you come back and your screensaver’s on.

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