What’s the opposite of white ?
Crime.
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Opposite of white
Saturday, September 5th, 2009What’s…
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009What’s white on the outside and black on the inside?
A prison
Magic lake
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009A black family is walking down the road beside a lake. They see an old white farmer who calls over to them, “Hey Niggers if you swim over to the other side of this here lake you be white and you won’t have to put up with us racists no more!”
The family are obviously sceptical so the parents say decide to swim over first to make sure its safe. The parents manage to swim to the other side without a problem and to their amazement when they emerge from the water they are white-skinned. Their two kids shout across the lake to them “Mom, Dad come back here and help us across.”
The parents say, “Fuck off Niggers!!”
A penny
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Two Black guys are walking down the road when they see a shop sign that says “Turn Yourself White for a £1″.
The First black guy walks in with a quid and turns himself white.
The Second Black guy walks into the shop but realises he’s only got 99p, he goes up to his mate and asks him
“Hey can you lend me a penny?”
His mate replies “Fuck off you black cunt”.
Teeth
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Why are niggers’ teeth so white?
So you know where to aim your punch when you’re about to get mugged at night.